Welcome, pleasure seekers, to the ultimate guide on how to squirt. Yes, we're diving headfirst into the marvellous, mystifying world of female ejaculation. Squirting tends to live in the realms of fantasy, curiosity, and porn, of course. We think it's time to set the record straight. Squirting is as real as it gets, and it's time to unlock this juicy secret of sexual pleasure. So, grab a glass of water (hydration is key), get comfy, and let's embark on this wet and wonderful journey together.

Understanding Squirting
Let's start with the basics. What exactly is squirting? Often dubbed as female ejaculation, squirting is the release of fluid from the Skene's glands, which are located near the G-spot. This delightful eruption happens when these glands get stimulated, leading to a release that's often mistaken for urine but is, in fact, a unique cocktail of its own. So, no, you're not peeing yourself—you're experiencing something gloriously different!

Busting some squirting myths  

Let's clear up a few of the misconceptions when it comes to squirting, shall we?

• Squirting is just peeing - Nope! While the fluid may contain traces of urine, it's a distinct substance produced by the Skene's glands.
• Only a lucky few have the ability to squirt - Also no. Almost every woman has the potential to squirt; it's just a matter of discovering what works for you.
• A squirting orgasm is better than non squirting orgasms - again, nope. Squirting can enhance pleasure, but it’s not the be-all and end-all. Your sexual satisfaction is unique to you.
  

Let's move on to the fun part: making it happen! Let’s get prepped

Set & Setting
Squirting, like any other form of sexual pleasure, starts in the mind. It's essential to be relaxed and comfortable. Stress and anxiety are the ultimate buzzkills, so set the mood right. Dim the lights, play some sultry tunes, and create a sanctuary of calm. Remember, you're about to embark on a journey of self-discovery, so let go of any expectations and just enjoy the ride.

Stay Hydrated and get acquainted
Hydration is crucial when it comes to squirting. Drink plenty of water to keep your body's fluids flowing. Now, let's get anatomical. The G-spot is your squirting hotspot, located about two inches inside the front wall of your vagina. It's a spongy area that swells when aroused. Getting to know this area is the first step toward a gushing good time.

Some techniques for squirting

Manual Stimulation
Alright, let's get those fingers working. Start by warming up with some external play to get in the mood. When you're ready, slide a couple of fingers inside and make a 'come hither' motion towards your belly button. Feel for that spongy, ridged area—that's your G-spot. Apply firm, consistent pressure and vary your speed and intensity. Experimentation is key here. Some women respond to gentle caresses, while others need a bit more oomph. Listen to your body and find what feels best.

Sex Toys and Tools
Sometimes, your hands just aren't enough, and that's where we come in. G-spot stimulators, like Smilemakers’ The Romantic, are designed to hit that sweet spot perfectly. Look for toys with a curve or a bulbous end that can provide the right amount of pressure. Chakrubs, known for their crystal sex toys, offer a unique experience with their natural energy. Give them a try and see how they enhance your playtime.

Partner Involvement
If you've got a willing partner, why not bring them along for the adventure? Communication is key here—let them know what feels good and what doesn't. They can use their fingers, toys, or even their mouth to stimulate your G-spot while you relax and enjoy the sensations. Remember, it's all about teamwork and finding what brings you the most pleasure.

How about enhancing the experience

Experimentation and Patience
Rome wasn't built in a day, and squirting isn't always a one-and-done deal. It's all about experimentation and patience. Try different techniques, positions, and speeds. What worked yesterday might not work today, and that's perfectly fine. The key is to enjoy the journey and not fixate on the outcome. Sometimes, the best discoveries happen when you're not even trying.

Combining Techniques
Why settle for one form of pleasure when you can have a buffet? Combining clitoral and G-spot stimulation can take your experience to the next level. You could use a vibe while your fingers or a toy work on your G-spot. The dual stimulation can create a cascade of sensations that lead to an explosive release. Experiment with different positions—lying on your back, squatting, or even standing—to find what gives you the most intense pleasure.

Then there’s the aftercare

Cleaning Up
Let's face it, squirting can get messy, but that's part of the fun. Be prepared with some waterproof sheets or towels to protect your bed. And it’s always nice to have some wipes nearby. After your session, take a moment to clean up and refresh yourself. A warm, damp cloth works wonders, and it’s a good idea to keep one handy. Embrace the messiness as a sign of a job well done.

Don’t forget about some emotional aftercare
After the physical excitement comes the emotional aftermath. You might feel a whirlwind of emotions—joy, surprise, or even vulnerability. Take your time to process whether that means a cuddle, a giggle or even some alone time. Bask in the afterglow. If you are with a partner, share your feelings and experiences with them. Emotional aftercare is just as important as physical aftercare, so don’t skip it.

Squirting is a unique and exhilarating experience, but it's not the end-all-be-all of sexual pleasure. Everyone's journey is different, and there's no right or wrong way to explore your body. Embrace the adventure, celebrate your discoveries, and most importantly, have fun. Whether you squirt or not, your pleasure is what truly matters.

Resources

• Books: "The Elusive Orgasm" by Vivienne Cass, "Come as You Are" by Emily Nagoski.
• Articles: Check out more on 'Please' and other reputable sex education sites.
• Videos: Look for educational content on platforms like OMGYes and instructional videos on YouTube.
• Products: Explore Chakrubs for crystal sex toys, Smilemakers and other G-spot stimulators available at www.pleasesex.com.